joshpeck:

correctdichotomy:

(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

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may:

juicy-coochie:

ourjoy1919:

A CLIENT OF MINE CHALLENGE ME TO DANCE AND SHOW WHAT A 47 YEARS OLD CAN DO

Bitch you only got lifted 

leave my mom alone demon she’s proud

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retiredprince:

if this isnt me I dont know what is

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kodalinarry:

apparently, tongue out is the best way to sleep

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video-hall-of-fame:

only one thing

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